Today is August 3rd

Today is August 3rd, but you all might know it better as National Watermelon Day. I didn't know that until about thirty-seven seconds ago. So, in celebration of this wonderful wonderful holiday (I can't believe I didn't have off today) and presently being sans wife and kids, I am going to go to the store and buy a watermelon and make sweet sweet love to it. Happy National Watermelon Day!