The pain of the impossibility of the possible is simply immeasurable.

Found in Phone 2

Blurry, but I love this picture.

Found in Phone

Summer pic.

Mars Discovery

  I was having my coffee this morning before work and there was a story about the Mars rover, Curiosity, discovering something that will go down in the history books.  At this time, NASA will not reveal what it is until they are 100% certain that the discovery's facts are absolutely solid and bullet-proof and they expect to announce it in a few weeks.
  This is very exciting news. After all, the implications of the announcement of this discovery could vastly change our view of our place in the universe. Philosophy, religion, medicine, could all be affected by this and it is not to be taken lightly. It could be the announcement that shakes us to the core as a single race of people. It could unify us as people. It could also potentially divide us. Or both. It could vastly change our view of our place in the universe and I for one am thrilled that there is something so incredible to be announced and that it is happening in my lifetime.
  Anyway, we were talking it over at work today and we have decided that the discovery can only be one thing; The ancient ruins of an intergalactic anal-probe factory.


   Can't wait to find out if we're right.

I just took a test that made no fucking sense at all and yet somehow, the results were somewhat startlingly accurate (for the most part).

Anyway, the test is here if anyone wants to take it.

Unlike most people, you have a strong — at times destructive — independent streak. Routine tasks are frustrating and often impossible to complete, unless you’ve created them for yourself.

At the moment, you are under substantial stress and anxiety. This is caused by the unshakable feeling that you’re not fully in control of your own life.

An existing relationship in your life, either romantic or business-related, is currently unsatisfactory. You’re presently contemplating the possibility of escape. This can make you irritable or uncomfortable at times, even around the people you love.

However, when you are in control, you’re capable and even excited to make difficult decisions. This occasionally leaves you feeling isolated or alone. You are willing to make this trade-off, if it means being in charge of your own life.

The darker emotions inside you — those underlying urges that all humans have — are very strong. And yet, you have the ability to harness that energy to achieve your goals. This makes you unique among our testing population. You can focus your energy, both positive and negative.

Bad-O's Song of the Day

Bad-O's Song of the Day

Bad-O's Song of the Day

Wife and Kids Away, Trouble Follows

   Well, so much for staying out of trouble. I was just on 55 doing 82 mph behind five other cars also doing 82 mph and some fuckwad is six feet behind me flashing his lights. I stopped my car right there in the left lane, got out, he rolled down his window and I punched him in his fucking face. Got back in my car and drove away. Changed my clothes, called my neighbors for an alibi. Fuck.
   I figure, if the cops don't show up within the hour, I'm ok.

Bad O's Song of the Day

I love this song. Nevermind it's as filthy as it gets. I would love it if were sung in Chinese. Nevermind that she's a blonde... I want six hours with Heather Nova.